Babybird Jesus Is My Girlfriend Lyrics

Look at my hands
 They're all over you
 My rusty nails stuck to you like glue
 My arms around you like audio tape
 Got a little red horn underneath this cape
 It's not dirty
 It's not rude
 I'll go to Kuwait if I wanna get, wanna get,
 Wanna get crude
 It's not filthy
 It's not lewd
 I wanna get famous just so I can get sued
 Guess who's my girlfriend, yeah, ten out of ten
 Yeah it's Jesus, she's my girlfriend
 Want to know who my boyfriend is,
 No, nought out of ten
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 Jesus ain't a man, she's my girlfriend
 Jesus is my girlfriend
 It's not drink, It's not food
 It's a man in a shuttle with a tube
 I can't fly, so what, I can't cook
 Can't even catch a tune with a hook
 I've been to Hong Kong & South Dakota
 In a little wood plane without a motor
 Got a girl in bed, when I took it further
 Where Jamaica? No I coaxed her. Ha! Ha!
 I love her
 My girlfriend
 I love her
 My girlfriend