Allan Sherman An Average Song Lyrics

Oh, here's a song,
An average song.
It's not too short,
It's not too long.
It's not too high,
It's not too low,
It's not too fast,
It's not too slow.
It's not too old,
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It's not too new,
It's not too gay,
It's not too blue.
It's also not too good, my friends;
So ain't you glad this is the end?
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