ADAM SANDLER


Long Ago Lyrics

It all seemed so long ago
Young and happy don't you know
Down by the creek I would show fireflies to that girl.
But that was back when he was nice
Before my warm heart turned to ice
My sister's wig once had lice
But that was long ago
The schoolyard's where we were, the first time I kissed her.
He thought he got some toungue
But it was only retainer
Eleanore's bra is a trainer
Well over theres my family home
And the woods we used to roam
The only time I had sex was on the phone
But that was long ago
I carved our names upon that tree
I loved him and he loved me
My darling wife was once a he
But that was long ago
He'd always whisper in my ear
But then I started drinkin' beer
My jewels got licked by six frisky deer
*Deers giggle*
Now he's just a loner and a lier
And my trailor's caught on fire
fire!?

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