Abducted Johnny Is A Drunk Lyrics

all he ever does is sit around the house
and drinks and drinks
and when he drinks he drinks Beast
because it f*cks him up for cheap
Eins, Zwei, Drei, Vier
johnny drank all the beer
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he drinks and drinks and drinks and drinks
and eric tells him what he thinks
the truth is out, his story's known
he drained the keg dry as a bone