Yesterday was my birthday
I just turned 28
Tomorrow Iâ? m getting married
We got twins coming on the way
Pretty soon Iâ? ll retire
But from what nobodyâ? s got a clue
Maybe we should throw a party
Iâ? ll get drunk and say thank you

Last night before you left
I dreamt all my teeth fell out
I donâ? t know what it means but it canâ? t be good
Last night before you left
In a bowl of frosted flakes
I donâ? t know what it means but it canâ? t be good

Yesterday was my high school
I guess it wasnâ? t all that bad
Before that was my preschool
I want to grow up to be my dad
Last year my parents did it
I want to thank you both for that
Maybe we could throw a party
We could all grow old and fat
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Last night before you left
I dreamt all my teeth fell out
I donâ? t know what it means but it canâ? t be good
Last night before you left
In a bowl of frosted flakes
I donâ? t know what it means but it canâ? t be good

Tomorrow night Iâ? ll be dying
Choking on a chicken bone
Pretty soon youâ? ll be crying
Waiting at my funeral
In a year you wonâ? t remember
Remember what nobodyâ? s got a clue
Maybe then just throw a party
In honor of your friend Andrew

Last night before you left
I dreamt all my teeth fell out
I donâ? t know what it means but it canâ? t be good
Last night before you left
In a bowl of frosted flakes
I donâ? t know what it means but it canâ? t be good

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