What Was I Thinking? Lyrics

It was a last minute invitation
I did not have a thing to wear
I ran into the store I said, "I need something black, something formal
Other than that I don't care."

I made it to the theatre as the lights dimmed
The first act was brilliantly fun
When I caught my reflection during intermission
I thought, oh, what have I done?

What was I thinking?
What was I blind?
When I bought this outfit I must have been
Temporarily out of my mind

What was I thinking?
Look at this dress
My endorphins are sinking
My astrological chart is mess

Hey Meg, I understand - listen to this:

My hairdresser said, "It's time for a new do
You've had that look for way too long."
So he showed me a perm in a magazine
And I thought sure, what could go wrong?

I should have known by the sounds he was making
Something was going awry
After two hours I put on my glasses
I could not believe my eye

What was he thinking? (What was he thinking)
I can't believe what I see (How can this be?)
I look in the mirror
Art Garfunkel's looking back at me

What was he thinking? (What was he thinking?)
Quick find me a hat (A big sombrero hat)
I should look on the bright side (Unlike Art)
In ten years it'll grow back

Oh my hairdo
Oh my clothes Why we do these
Things heaven knows

Oh, it was late, I had insomnia
That TV stair stepper started to look good
So I thought to myself should I buy it?
When I heard Mary travers voice say, "Yes you should."

And that Snapmaster, and that Bedazzler
And that bald headed spray on hair kit
Now I can barely get around my domestic environment
It's so full of all this stupid stuff

What was I thinking? (What was I thinking?)
Look what I've spent (Look what I've spent)
Now I'm over my limit (Now I am over my limit)
And I can't pay my rent (I live in a tent)

What was I thinking? (What was I thinking?)
When will this end? (When will this end?)
What was I thinking? (What was I thinking?)
When will this end? (When will this end?)

What were we thinking - this song has no end
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