Teenage Fatass Lyrics

I come home and scratch the back of my head
What the hell am I gonna do, I feel dead
This place's a f*cking nightmare
I sit on my couch and stare and stare and stare
It's been 4 months since I've changed my underwear

I'm not a loser
Hey, what's for lunch?
Teenage fatass
I'm 300 pounds and I don't give a f*ck
Teenage fatass
I canceled my cable, and now I'm feeling fried
Teenage fatass
I gobbled down about 20 pizza pies
Teenage fatass

All I got in my life is my girl
Jelly-filled donuts make me hurl
I need new clothes, my fat is bulging out
Skinny guys don't know what it's all about I shove burgers in my face when I'm feeling down

I got no friends cause I ain't got no phone
I listen to my records when I'm all alone
I bought a 30 pack of soda pop
And kick back, watch an episode of "Lost"
Am I mentally stable?
My electric is shut off

I'm not a loser
Hey, what's for lunch?
Teenage fatass
I'm 300 pounds and I don't give a f*ck
Teenage fatass
I canceled my cable, and now I'm f*cking fried
Teenage fatass
I gobbled down about 20 pizza pies
Teenage fatass

I'll f*ck you up

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