The Internet Is A Big Warm Hug For The World Lyrics

Oh there's murder and corruption there's sorrow and there's anguish There's torture and there's torment and there's news and there's news There's business suits and bullies There's travesties and traffic There's genocide and homelessness And plagues and corporate greed, and

(chorus) f*ck YOU! The bunny is eating a flower! f*ck YOU! The bunny is eating a flower! f*ck YOU! It's a goddamned flower! And the bunny is eating it! And it's cute as f*cking shit!

(2) There's Fascists and there's fat cells There's hellfire and there's hailstorms And evil men with evil minds Keep doing evil things There's trenchcoats and tiaras There's crude oil and colonics There's STDs and Escargot and WMDs and

(chorus) f*ck YOU! The goose is doing a dance! f*ck YOU! The goose is doing a dance! f*ck YOU! Cuz it's eating some bread! And now it's doing a dance! Sweet Jesus it's doing a dance! (bridgybridge) The Internet wants to love you. The Internet wants to make it all better. The Internet wants to hold you close. And caress your hair. And bite your f*cking nipples. WHAT!
(3) There's bankers and there's borders There's conflicts and collisions There's agony and effigies Despondancy and Deities There's bird flu and there's bomb threats Reactions and recessions There's blasphemy and bigotry And tragedies and hate and

(chorus) f*ck YOU! The monkey is riding a pig! f*ck YOU! The monkey is riding a pig! f*ck YOU! Just look at the monkey! Really, look at the monkey! I said look at the goddamned monkey!

(free bonus chorus with any purchase) f*ck YOU! The pig is doing a goose! f*ck YOU! The dance is riding a flower! f*ck YOU! The monkey is eating a bunny! The internet is a big warm hug for the WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD (continue WOOOORRLD, repeating as necessary, while...) f*ck YOU! f*ck YOU! f*ck YOU! f*ck YOU! f*ck YOU! f*ck YOU! (fade out)

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