You know what Im going through
'Cause you stood in my shoes
I'm writing on paper
But I forgot to tell her...

"Baby, I don't know how to dance!"
She went into a trance
I looked over on the sidelines
And I saw my fans!

[Chorus]
It's the dark side of the dance
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I'm here in my black pants
"Hey, baby! Look at me!
I can dance!" [x2]

I can’t swim & I can’t dance
But I know I can
With my super man
Black Pants! My black pants! Black pants!

[Chorus x2]