Weird Al Yankovic - Canadian Idiot

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC


Canadian Idiot Lyrics

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed

They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they leave the house without packin' heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid Monopoly money
Can't take 'em seriously at all

Well maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot

Sure they got their national health care
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
Then again well they got Celine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
All over Saskatchewan

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Won't figure out their temperature in Celsius
See the map, they're hoverin' right over us
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous

Always hear the same kind of story
Break their nose and they'll just say "soory"
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?
It's gotta mean they're all up to somethin'
So quick, before they see it comin'
Time for a pre-emptive strike!

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Songwriter(s): Billie Joe Armstrong, Frank E. Iii Wright, Michael Pritchard
Copyright: Green Daze Music, WB Music Corp.
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Meaning to "Canadian Idiot" song text (2 meanings)
greenday forver 07/06/11,11:31
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ugh! im conflicted! i love weird al but green day is my idol. but honestly this wasnt really one of his best songs:(
IM_A_CANDIAN 10/02/10,11:26
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I THINK THIS SONG IS FUNNY BUT ONLY PEOPLE FROM NEWFOUNDLAND AND LABRADOR OR NOVIA SCOTIA EAT MOOSE ME
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