TIM HAWKINS


Things You Don't Say To Your Wife Lyrics

Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end?
That dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend
And where'd you get those shoes? I think they're pretty
lame
Would you stop talking 'cause I'm trying to watch the
game

If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life
These are the things you don't say to your wife

I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday
I didn't ask you 'cause I knew it'd be OK
Go make some dinner while I watch this fishing show
I taped it over our old wedding video

If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life
These are the things you don't say to your wife

Your cooking is OK but not like mother makes
The diamond in the ring I bought you is a fake
Your eyes look puffy dear, are you feeling ill?
Happy anniversary I bought you a treadmill

If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life
These are the things you don't say to your wife
If you're a man who doesn't want to get killed with a
knife
These are the things you don't say to your wife

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Record Label(s): 2010 Tunafish Productions, L P
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Meaning to "Things You Don't Say To Your Wife" song lyrics (2 meanings)
Tom 10/16/12,13:14
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This song has nothing to do with teh music used to create it, Tim is just making a funny song based on the music from Time of your life by Green Day.
Casey 11/29/12,16:36
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Actually Tom, the name of the Green Day song is Good Riddence. Time of Your Life is in ().
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