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TENACIOUS D


Beezleboss Lyrics

I am complete!

fu-ck

Yes, you are fucked,
shit out of luck.
Now I'm complete
and my cock you will suck
this world will be mine,
and you're first in line
you brought me the pick
and now you shall both die!

Wait, wait
wa-it, you mother-fucker,
We challenge you to a rock off;
give us one chance to rock your socks off

Fuck!
fuck!
fu-ck!
the demon code prevents me:
from declining a rock off challenge,
what are your terms,
what's the catch?

If we win you must take
your sorry ass back to hell
and also you will have to pay our rent

And what if I win

Then you can take kage back to hell
(Rage Kage: Wait, what?!
Jables: Trust me Kage: it's the only way. (add in a 'h'
in 'way' and emphasis it))
To be your little bitch.

Fine let the rock-off begin!
Ha ha ha ha!
I'm the devil I love metal.
Check this rift its fucking tasty:
(riff plays)
I'm the Devil I can do what I want,
whatever I've got I'm gonna flaunt,
there's never been a rock off that I've ever lost.

I can't wait to take Kage back to hell,
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
I'll make him squeal like my Scarlet Pimpernell.

No!
Come on Kage bring the thunder!
There's just no way that we can win, that was a
masterpiece. He rocks too hard because he's not a
mortal man.
Goddammit Kage, he gonna make you his sex slave
you're gonna gargle mayonnaise.
(no)
Unless we bust a massive monster mammojam.

Dude; we've been through so much shit,
deactivated lasers with my dick.
Now its time to blow this fucker down.

Come on Kage 'cause its time to blow doors down.
I hear you Jables, now its time to blow doors down.
Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown.
We'll bend you over than we'll take it too brown town.

Now we've got to blow this fucker down.
-He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down.
Come on kage cause its time to blow doors down
Oh we'll pile drive you, it's time for the smackdown!
hey Anti-Christ-A, Beelze-boss,
we know your weakness: our rock-it sauce.
We rock the casbah and blow your mind;
We will defeat you: for all mankind.
You hold the sceptre; we hold the key;
you are the devil; we are the D!

We are the D!
We are the D!
We are the D!
We are the D!
We are the D!
We are the D!
We are the D!
We are the D!
We are the D!
We are the D!
We are the D!
We are the D!
We are the D!
We are the D!
We are the D!
We-are-the-D!

-You guys are fucking lame,
come on Kage, you're coming with me.
Taste my lightning fuckers.

No!

From whence you came, you shall remain: until you are -
complete again!

No!
Fuck you Kage - And fuck you Jables - I'll get you
Tenacious D!

these lyrics are submitted by BURKUL
these lyrics are last corrected by AwesomeNaturalist

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