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Legend Of Zelda Rap Lyrics

Yeah my name is Link, man, I'm more well known than Lil
Wayne
Oh you thought my name was Zelda? THAT'S A F**KING
GIRL'S NAME!
I've saved the world like fifteen times and saved
the princess from demise
And I do it all alone, with no help and no advice

"Hey, Look, Listen" Hey, look, listen, you f**king
annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen to constant Katy Perry
I think it's time I got some recognition, don't you
think?
Legend of Zelda? SCREW THAT! Legend of LINK.
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'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of evil
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I'll break all your pots and I best not hear your
bitchin'
I've got the Triforce of courage, BITCH! So you better
listen (that's right)
I'm called bushwhacker and my bank account's maxed out
Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now

Can't back down, can't slack now, the world needs me to
attack now
Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass for these bombs in
Castle Town
Just give me some heart containers and let me spit on
my ocarina
So I can kick that dumbass Ganon all the way to
Argentina
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'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of evil
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Yo, you low-life elf, need a ride up to the North Pole?
Santa's got a thing for elfs and he's getting' his
marriage annulled.
You really think saving the princess will convince me
you're straight? (Ha-ha!)
The "Uggs and Skirt" fad is so 2008!

Oh snap, it's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style
Batman's cape, Lincoln's beard, were you dressed by a
child?
You're a ginger with no soul and you look like a
f**king troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls getting a little bit
old?

You think Zelda's stupid enough to get kidnapped so
often?
She runs off to my castle, into my room and begs to get
locked in.
Yeah, she's sick of your little Deku nuts and your
girly fairy face
L-I-N-K? More like L-I-N-Gay.

Man, you should've been aborted, just like the Jersey
Shore
It's a damn lie you told about Zelda 'cause she loves
my master sword
It's a shame your whole life's been a waste trying to
rule Hyrule
'cause today will be the day known as "The day you got
schooled"
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'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gonna' stop 'til the world is free of evil

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Meaning to "Legend Of Zelda Rap" (6 meanings)
alex 04/05/14,08:45
+4

That is one kickass zelda tune, i don't like rap, but that song
fits perfect to the game, that was good, i've been a zelda fan
for years, know every zelda game, beat em all,
know where all the items are in all of em, just
when i thought i knew everything about the game i didn't even know
this song existed till just recently, rock on
smosh 09/16/12,21:14
+2

Yeah it was the best song we ever made we took effort and time into it and me and Anthony are proud of it!
magicman7de2 06/28/12,21:52
+1

when i play the game i jest put this song on it would be cooler if the game had this song playing in the background
peeta 05/07/12,23:44
+1

L to the I to the N to the K where's tights every day dont give a ( insert bad wrd here ) what you say best part 5 stars
Vegekuson 04/02/12,10:50
+1

This is an epic song a character or two should be in epic rap battles of history season 2 it would make it 2x awesome as well
Hunter 03/16/12,23:01
+1

I laughed at this song for half an hour. This song is truly epic and smosh did a great job. I give it 5 stars.
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