Burning urge in my pants, I gotta wank or I go mad
I take out all my porno mags
Number 65, my target, I wank
It only takes a few seconds to cum
When hangover wanking is so much fun
It's still standing so I keep on wanking
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At the same time my head is aching
I gotta go and puke out my guts
When I return I'm back in wank-o-rama
It feels so good it feels so right
My sheets are dirty I have paid the price