I am a puppet on a string,
I am the worst thing worst thing you've ever seen,
I am impossible to believe,
I'm pulled by gravity shocked by my depravity

I'm irrational, I'm illogical, hypocritical, a bleeding heart liberal
I'm an alien dressed like Gideon, I'm a malcontent
a thorough modern idiot, watch me as I fall

I am humble I am vain,
what motivates me something I can't explain,
I am outrageous and insane,
I'm fueled by gasoline, alcohol and nicotine

I'm irrational, I'm illogical, walking chemical, a bleeding heart liberal
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I'm an alien dressed like Gideon, I'm a malcontent,
a thorough modern idiot, watch me as I fall

I'm an honest hypocrite, imploding modern idiot,
I am a slave to my abuse, convicted, caught with no excuse,
I'm pathetic apathetic, disillusioned, disconnected,
I am lost I am free, I'm impossible to believe

I'm irrational, I'm illogical, hypocritical, statistically impossible,
I'm an alien dressed like Gideon I'm a malcontent,
a thorough modern idiot, watch me as I fall

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