Paris For President Lyrics

Paris For President

At the Palms chillin' with the Martini
Paris For President
Your commander in bikini

When they tell you 'bout my policies
To stop the player hating on the USA
Incentivize Nuclear Non-Proliferation
And ratify Kyoto today

You can ride in the motorcade,
In my hybrid, pink, Escalade, Hey!
Paris For President
Not another oldie cliché

Paris For President
You can get married if you're straight or if you're gay
If you’re gonna put lipstick on a pig,
Make sure that shade matches her skin-tone

You can trust me with my finger on the button
Nucular (Bush voice) a sad vocabulary don't!
Trading in the cabinet for a walk-in, closet Hey!
Paris For President

America should put me in charge
Paris For President
Look at Bush it cant be that hard Simon Cowell he might be a little mean
But when one of the judges kicks the bucket
I'll put him on the Court Supreme
Then I'll paint the white house pink
And look into a trip to Maui

Paris for President
A proponent of clean air energy
Paris for President
The real Maverick in D.C.

Water boarding is torture and
Global warming is totally not hot
I'll make a department called the fashion police
And fix the economy with all of the new jobs

Makeover Lady Liberty in Donna, Tommy & Calvin Klein, Hey!
Paris for President
Get your cute little butt out there and vote
Paris for President
Dispensing beauty tips, and hope

Paris for President (repeats)
"I'm Paris Hilton and I approve this message."

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