I'm So Fat Lyrics

I'm so fat,
I'm a big big fatty,
I eat food,
I'm a big big fatty.

I run into walls,
Cause I'm such a fatty,
I can't see my balls,
And I love chicken patties.

I'm so fat (yeah),
I'm so fat (yeah),
I'm so fat (yeah),
I'm a fatty.

I'm so fat (yeah),
I'm so fat (yeah),
I'm so fat,
And I have diabetes.

I see hot girls,
And I say,
"Let's get a bite"

And the girls look at me,
And they say,
"Yeah right"
Cuz,

I love to eat anything,
whatever comes my way,
you say sauerkraut & ice cream,
and I say OK.

I'm so fat (yeah),
I'm so fat (yeah),
I'm so fat (yeah),
I'm a fatty.

I'm so fat (yeah),
I'm so fat (yeah),
I'm so fat (yeah),
And I'm gonna die young.

Every fat person,
has a glandular problem,
No 9000 calories a day,
Is my glandular problem.

I can't fit in my car,
& I can't use pogo sticks,
I really hate chairs,
& I'm bad at doing flips.

I sit in my living room, watching fit girls strip nude,
and then I start to debate,
When I think about junk food.

Should I get up,
Or would that be too hard,
I would manage my eating,
But my self control's a tard cuz.

I'm so fat (yeah),
I'm so fat (yeah),
I'm so fat (yeah),
I'm a fatty.

I'm so fat (yeah),
I'm so fat (yeah),
I'm so fat (yeah),
And I don't respect myself.

I know it's bad for me,
& hate when people call me out,
But I won't stop killing myself,
Because I love the easy route.

I will fatten up my young,
So they can also be unfit,
And wonder why kids at school pick on them,
While feeding them more shlit.

I fill myself with garbage,
I'm a ghetto not a temple,
If I cared about my health,
Why do I have 4000 dimples.

Denial is my best defense,
And doughnuts fill my doubts.
Yes criticism could save my life,
But instead I'd rather pout.

SLOW SUICIDE takes a bite out of junk food

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