Nuts Can Surf Shawn Got Jumped Lyrics

Shawn was messing around at the ball game
started cracking jokes like a freight train
it was rebel gym a rusted rim
an then he got beat up by some hard core gansta wanabees
when was found him he was laughing like a couch
says he was dreaming about oscar the grouch
got in the car an we drove off
then he stared screaming like a flaming moth
tore off his pants started flying around
then he did a back flip an fell to the ground
foam was coming out of his head
an we were all sure that Shawn was dead
but it was just a concussion
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