Hey this is Luda ok?
Look I need you to do me a huge favor!
Um c-c-can you please take your name off of your phone
My-my girl went through my cell phone and she may be calling you!
So if you could please take you name off of that
a-a-and just have it as a number on the voicemail?
You gotta do this for me! Huge!
So I'm just sittin in this rehab class
tryna get myself unhooked on ass
so then my teacher asked me a question
she like ludacris are you over there sextin?
haha omg lol kit
smiley faces x 'n' o's lm-fao!
My girl went through my cell phone (x8)
So I'm gettin treated for my sex addiction
In a private clinic
and I need you to be sensitive bout my condition
cause I'm in it to win it and I really don't wanna further disappoint my fans!
and my teacher's a cougar so I wish she'd lend a helpin hand... a heplin hand
damn calm down BBC TXT or MSG after class come with me
and can I get a little bit of TLC?
she replied what the fuck
fyi you gonna flunk
smh it's such a shame that you ain't learned a damn thing!
So Im sitting in the crib just chillin and Im minding my business
got a text with a tongue out from a number I didnt recognize
I replied who is this
quick back got a hit back
said this is Stacy and Ive been missing you
had to change my number so I went and got a new phone and new tattoo
a what, a new tattoo wow,
awwww yeaah, hurry quick
can you send a nasty pic
so I can see right where it is
and I promise I wont show my friends (yeah right)
she replied, well ok BTW by the way
SMH its such a shame that you aint learned a damn thing
So I pull up to the club stunting in a Yellow Lamborghini
half bent, black tint, fine (?) it make it a little hard to see me
stepped out, fresh out headed straight for the door and to the VIP
next thing I got a text from a freaky Latina saying is that you I see
is that you papi
so I bbmed abbreviate yep and before the night gets too late
let me hit you with a little Q&A
can I tap that ass tta
she replied it all depends
its me plus one can I bring my friends
and all I can think was that its such a shame
that I aint learned a damn thing
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