Dirty Joe Lyrics

He works in the office from 9 to 5, he's got teenage kids and a bossy wife.
She's shagging the gardener while he's busting his balls
and his daughter spends his money in the city's mall.
Joey is a dreamer, an online creamer, watching porn on the internet.
He gets his kicks over webpage chicks, has a wank while his wife's in bed.

Dirty Joe lives down our street.
While everyone's sleeping he's internet peeping.
Dirty Joe wrestles with his meat.
He rubs his nuts over internet sluts.
Woohoo... Dirty Joe.

Gets his kicks behind the screen, don't forget to wipe it clean.
He takes a risk, lives for the thrill
What if his wife finds out? Hope she never will.
Joey doesn't care, he wants his share.
It's just a click of the mouse away.
He wants to shake his trouser-snake, Joey's out to play.

Dirty Joe lives down our street. While everyone's sleeping he's internet peeping.
Dirty Joe wrestles with his meat.
He rubs his nuts over internet sluts.
Woohoo... Dirty Joe.

Then one night, the worng website, Joey's hair went straight.
He was about to cum, his hand went numb, his heart starts to palpitate.
Is that your daughter?
Bet you wish you hadn't caught her.
Now another internet whore.
He grabs his chest, staring at her breast.
Your little girl no more.

Dirty Joe lives down our street.
While everyone's sleeping he's internet peeping.
Dirty Joe wrestles with his meat.
He rubs his nuts over internet sluts.
Dirty Joe lives down our street.
While everyone's sleeping he's internet peeping.
Dirty Joe wrestles with his meat.
He rubs his nuts over internet sluts.
Woohoo... Dirty Joe.

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