Forgot To Remember You Lyrics

I sing like a goat
The frog in my throat
Has lived there for years
And he makes me sing this way
I set up a bed
Down by the steps
So when I run down stairs
I don't crash and smash my head
I really have to pee now
But I cannot leave because
I'm waiting for Rihanna
Where is that ho?

This is our girls night
I sent her an e-vite
To have a slumber party party
At my house

Oh oh ooh oh oh
I'm very frio!
I keep forgetting to put clothes on
Rock and Roll!
Guitar solo!
I had to start a band with no one
The evil throat froggy
He put a curse on me
Now I must live in this big house alone
Hey Rihanna!
Where the hell are ya?
Don't piss me off or I'll unfriend you
Sorry I'm late
I was harassed at the gate
Your house is a maze
Don't know why you need all this space
We're smoking in bed
Bitchin' bout men
Our asses look great
But we can't find a decent mate
It really makes me feel bad
Got issues with my dad
And it makes me date such assholes

Oh not again
Lets play a board game
Like Scattergories
And I will make us nachos nachos
Where'd she go? Hey Rihanna
I think I lost ya

I took a wrong turn at the bathroom

Make a left!

Hey Shakira
I cannot hear ya

Just stay put my butt will find your butt
Communicate with me
With ass telepathy

Now we're dry humping the dry wall

Why can't I rebound
From stupid Chris Brown
You keep forgetting he's an ass clown

I'd kill and I'd steal
And I'd cheat on my taxes
And french kiss a frog for that boy

Really?

I'd eat a fart sandwich and lie down in traffic

He battered you like a nerf toy
I have a solution, a man substitution
Have you met my friend, the bullfrog?
Just reach down and kiss him
He'll become a prince
And he won't treat you like a lap dog

Ohh noo!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Now the evil frog has cursed you.

What is that noise?

That's you new voice

And now I sound the way I used to sound

How do I stop this hell?
This vocal prison cell

You have to pass the curse to someone else
Well this is goodbye
My hips don't lie!

You kind of sound like Julie Andrews

Oh thank you.

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