The monster blinked its eye, the killer moved his hand!
The Zombies can't be stopped, more vampires walk the
You thought the job was over when first you fought the
But the movie grossed ten million bucks so Evil's back
Horror Movie Hero 2! Who cares about the story?
It's got more blood, it's got more guts, it's five
times as gory!
The girls are all so easy and they're takin' off their
Til the Bad Guy goes to work and then the blood really
The dreams are back again, this time they're getting
Is it all just rotten luck, or some kind of awful
Havin' trouble stayin' awake, the pills don't do the
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The bad guy's spoilin' the party, so we need the Hero
Kids are campin' by the lake, something's watchin' from
Getting dark outside, they should've left when they
They're skinny-dippin', hookin' up, gettin' killed off
one by one,
Ya know we gotta call the Hero in to get the job done!
Back at the o-ld cabin and the girlfriend's lookin'
Played that vintage reel-to-reel and the Evil comes
You'll be goin' back in time, get that boomstick ready
Try to remember these three words: Klaatu Barada. . .
(It definitely started with N!)