Frank Zappa Father O'bliviion Lyrics

Get on your feet an' do the funky Alfonzo!
Father Vivian O'Blivion 
Resplendent in his frock 
Was whipping up the batter 
For the pancakes of his flock 
He was looking rather bleary 
(He forgot to watch the clock) 
'Cause the night before
Behind the door
A leprechaun had stroked, yes . . . 
The night before
Behind the door
A leprechaun had stroked (he stroked it) . . .
The night before 
Behind the door 
A leprechaun had stroked . . . his . . . 
Sma-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah
Ahhh (stroked his smock)
Which set him off in such a frenzy 
He sang LOCK AROUND THE CROCK 
An' he topped it off with a . . . 
An' he topped it off with a . . .
An' he topped it off with a . . .
WOO WOO WOO
WOO WOO WOO
WOO WOO WOO
As he stumbled on his ____
He was delighted as it stiffened 
And ripped right through his sock 
Oh, Saint Alfonzo would be proud of me 
PROUD OF ME
He shouted down the block
Dominus Vo-bisque 'em 
Et come spear a tu-tu,
Oh! 
Won't you eat my sleazy pancakes 
Just for Saintly Alfonzo 
They're so light 'n fluffy-white
We'll raise a fortune by tonite
They're so light 'n fluffy-white
We'll raise a fortune by tonite
They're so light 'n fluffy-brown
They're the finest in the town
They're so light 'n fluffy-brown
They're the finest in the town
Good morning, your Highness 
Ooo-ooo-ooo 
I brought you your snow shoes
Ooo-ooo-ooo 
Good morning, your Highness 
Ooo-ooo-ooo 
I brought you your snow shoes