Chris is taking a dump, the dump gets stuck. Doctor said “what happened?” Chris said “my dump is stuck.” Doctor dies from smell. Chris charged with murder. In prison a nigger holds Chris down and another bigger nigger pulls out his massive erection and takes off Chris Ham’s pants. Black man prepares to insert his colossal penile cannon into Chris’ anal cavity, but he sees the feces and doesn’t want to get poop on his wiener. Chris’ dump saved him from getting raped by a nigger, but then the nigger killed him.

Ham Sandwich Lyrics

FORCED ABORTION