Champagne Taste Lyrics

Do you want to take me cruising on an ocean liner to
places I looooooong to see...

Well, with my champagne taste and your beer bottle
pockets, don't forget to write me when you get there in
your row-boat when you've paddled across the sea
without me.

Do you see us dining on caviar and pheasant with
decedents of royalty.
Well with my champagne taste and your beer bottle
pockets, I'll be having pheasant while you're dining
with the peasants dunking donuts in a diner without me.

You said you have ambition to make my dream come true,
well brother you just keep right on wishing and all of
my dreams will come true… without you.

Do you see me in a Jaguar with all the accessories and
one of those accessories is YOU? Well with my champagne
taste and your beer bottle pockets, take back your
Jaguar accessories etcetera and drive back to your
dreamland without me.

And if I wanted diamonds you'd offer me breakfast at tiffanies and luncheons at Cartier's you'd recommend.
Well with my champagne taste and your beer bottle
pockets you will have to work-on something better than
a zircon because your diamonds is this girl's worst
friend.

You said you'd promise me anything to make my life a
feasssssssst. You didn't give me anything, not even
Arpege you beast!

And it wouldn't surprise me if a lady like Godiva had
someone like you to give her the stole.

For with her champagne taste and your beer bottle
pocket when she couldn't get those dresses she just let
down all her tresses and forgot she was a lady after
all.

So if you want me to become apart of your permanent
employ, before my champagne fizzles come up with the
real McCoy. Show me you can separate the MAN from the
BOY and bring me a constant life of champagne taste...

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