Barber, barber shave a pig
How many hairs to make a wig?
Four and twenty, that's enough
To give the barber a pinch of snuff
Barber you think you're doin' fine
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But you'd better think twice before you touch that swine
'Cause if you were the pig and the pig were you
She might just wanna make barber stew!