Roxie. Sometimes I'm right Sometimes I'm wrong But he doesn't care He'll string along He loves me so That funny honey of mine Sometimes I'm down Sometimes I'm up But he follows 'round Like some droopy-eyed pup He loves me so That funny honey of mine
He ain't no sheik That's no great physique Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts
But look at that soul I tell you that whole Is a whole lot greater Than the sum of his parts
And if you knew him like me I know you'd agree
What if the world Slandered my name? Why, he'd be right there Taking the blame
He loves me so And it all suits me fine That funny, sunny, honey Hubby of mine!
He loves me so That funny honey of mine!
Lord knows He ain't got the smarts
Now he's shot of his trap I can't stand that Sap
Look at him go rattin' on me With just one more Brain What a half-wit He'd be
If they string me Up Well I'll know who Brought the Twine