Oh mister monkey man, I've got a favour can't you see
I was wondering if you would make a monkey out of me

Because you know it would be cool to sit around all day
And throw my poo at passers by and watch Orang-utan telly
Swingin' through the trees is all I really want to do
And to be honest, I'd even be happy in a zoo

Life is really sexy when you're covered in fur
And one with no clothes is the life I'd prefer
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The food is delicious and the ladies are wild
And the thought of bananas just makes me feel beguiled

I wanna be a monkey, doing what monkeys do
I wanna be an Orang-utan, havin' a wash and not using
shampoo
I wanna find a monkey girl and spend all day in the sun
'Cause we don't need a rubber johnny to have some monkey
fun, oh