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I work down at the pizza pit And I drive and old Hundai I still live with my mom and dad I 5'3 and overweight
I'm a Sci-fi fantatic Mild asthmatic Never been to 2nd base But there's a whole nother me That you need to see Go check out MySpace
Cause online I'm down in Hollywood I'm 6'5 and I look damn good I drive a Mazarati I'm a black belt in Karate And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online So much cooler online
I get home, I kiss my mom And she fixes me a snack I head down to my basement bedroom And fire up the mac
In real life, the only time I Ever even been to LA Was when I got the chance with the marching band To play tuba in the Rose Parade.
Online I live in Malibu I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ I'm single and I'm rich And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online Yeah I'm cooler online
When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date Let alone a real girlfriend But I grow another foot And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in
Online I'm out in Hollywood I'm 6'5 and I look damn good Even on a slow day, I can have a three way Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online Yeah I'm cooler online I'm so much cooler online Yeah I'm cooler online
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