I'll be stoned for Christmas
You can plan on me
I must insist, on the lemon twist
Martinis by the tree

Christmas Eve you'll find me
Sparkin' up some green
Rollin' bones for Christmas dinner
[ From: http://www.elyrics.net ]
And sipping Irish Cream

Santa Claus will be flying
With his reindeer team
But I'll be crawlin' around on the floor this Christmas
'Cause someone hid my keys