Me Lyrics

GASTON

You've been dreaming, just one dream
Nearly all your life
Hoping, scheming, just one theme:
Will you be a wife?
Will you be some he-man's property?
Good news!
That he-man's me!
This equation, girl plus man
Doesn't help just you
On occasion, women can
Have their uses too
Mainly to extend the fam'ly tree
Pumpkin, extend with me!

GASTON

We'll be raising sons galore

BELLE

Inconceivable!

GASTON

Each built six foot four!

BELLE

Unbelievable!

GASTON

Each stuffed with ev'ry Gaston gene!

BELLE

I'm not hearing this!

GASTON

You'll be keeping house with pride!

BELLE

Just incredible!

GASTON

Oh so gratified

BELLE

So unweddable!

GASTON

That you are a part of this idyllic scene. (spoken)
Picture this: A rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting over the fire, my little wife massaging my feet, while the little
ones play on the floor with the dogs. We'll have six or seven!

BELLE

Dogs?

GASTON

No, Belle!

Strapping boys...like me!

BELLE

Imagine that!

GASTON

I can see that we will share
All that love implies
We shall be a perfect pair
Rather like my thighs
You are face to face with destiny!
All roads lead to...
The best things in life are...
All's well that ends with me!
Escape me?
There's no way
Certain as "Do, Re,"
Belle, when you marry....

(spoken)
So Belle, what would it be?
Is it "yes", or is it "oh, yes"?

BELLE

I...I just don't deserve you!

GASTON

Who does? ME!

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