ARROGANT WORMS


The Assumption Song Lyrics

There was an old farmer .
Who lived on a rock .
He sat in the meadow .
Just shaking his .
.
Fist at some boys .
Who were down by the crick .
Their feet in the water .
Their hands on their .
.
Marbles and playthings .
And at half past four .
There came a young lady .
She looked like a .
.
Pretty young creature .
She sat on the grass .
She pulled up her dress .
And she showed them her .
.
Ruffles and laces .
And white fluffy duck .
She said she was learning .
A new way to .
.
Bring up her children .
So they would not spit .
While the boys in the barnyard .
Were shoveling .
.
Refuse and litter .
From yesterday's hunt .
While the girl in the meadow .
Was rubbing her .
.
Eyes at the fellow .
Down by the dock .
He looked like a man .
With a sizable .
.
Home in the country .
With a big fence out front .
And if he asked her politely .
She'd show him her .
.
Little pet dog .
Who was subject to fits .
And maybe she'd let him .
Grab hold of her .
.
Small tender hand .
With a movement so quick .
And then she'd bend over .
And suck on his .
.
Candy, so tasty .
Made of butterscotch .
And then he'd spread whipped cream .
All over her .
.
Cookies that she had .
Left out on her shelf .
If you think this is dirty .
You can go fuck yourself!.

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