Carrot Juice Is Murder Lyrics

Listen up brothers and sisters, come hear my desperate taleI speak of our friends of nature, trapped in the dirt like a jailVegetables live in oppresion, served on our tables each nightThe killing of veggies is madness, I say we take up the fightSalads are only for murderers, cole slaw's a fascist regimeDon't think that they don't have feelings, just cuz a radish can'tscreamCHORUSI've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream screamscream)Watching their skins being peeled (Having their insidesrevealed)Grated and steamed with no mercy (burning off calories)How do you think that feels (bet it hurts really bad)Carrot Juice constitutes murder (and that's a real crime)Greenhouses prisons for slaves (let my vegetables grow)It's time to stop all this gardening (it's as dirty as hell)Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade is a spade...)I saw a man eating celery, so I beta him black and blueIf he ever touches a sprout again, I'll bite him clean in twoI'm a political prisoner trapped in a windowless cageCuz I stopped the slughter of turnips by killing three men in arageI told the judge when he sentenced me, this is my finest hourI'd kill those farmers again just to save one more cauliflowerCHORUSHow low as people do we dare to stoopMaking young broccoli's bleed in the soupUntie your beans, uncage your tomatoes, let ptted plants freeDon't mash that potatoeI've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream screamscream)Watching their skins being peeled (fates in the stir fry aresealed)Grated and steamed with no mercy (you fat gourmet slob)How do you think that feels (leave them out in the fields)Carrot Juice constitutes murder (V8's genocide)Greenhouses prisons for slaves (yes your compost's a grave)It's time to stop all this gardening (take up macram_)Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade is a spade...)Power to the peasGive peas a chanceAll we are saying is give peas a chance

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