Adrian Furby Trio My Hairy Grandad Lyrics

Have always had big toes.
  With smells emanating
  that drift up into your nose.
  And the people in my family,
  have questionable hygiene.
  I think it all comes from,
  
  watching too much Mr Bean.
  But there's nothing to compa
re,
  With my Grandad's Steely Hair.
  Its thick and wiry, and looks like a rug,
  And you always find one or two in your mug.
  He's hairy but I love him,
  My hairy Grandad.