Oh they day cant begin
Till the gard lets me in
Then I walk for some exersise
In less then a snap
I complete my daily lap
Then it's time to SOCILIZE
I visit Raidy and Ruth
at the Information Booth
have give the ear ring lady
a Ben and Jerry's Shake
Then I go to Pet Land
where the manager Stan
pays me a buck to feed a dangerous stake
Then I pass the tie rack
on my way to Radioshack
where I pretend to be a Hollywood Star
I try to walk like John Wayne
while singing in the rain
and the Janitor laughs from afar!
A little bit later,
On the glass elavator
we were so high I had to close my eyes
He takes his 11:30 crap
Then go over to the Gap
and try clothes on for Moms with kids my size
You want to Panda Express?
Their pepper Chicken is the best!
Go to sbarrow's for a medium drink
cause their staff is really nice
and they only use cubed ice
which is better then chushed I THINK
Bangle lesson nothing sees (?)
Look for chocolate heri-ings (?)
Cause he lets me catch a quick cat nap
he says he misses his daughter (?)
puts my hand in warm water
and I wake up with a WET YELLOW LAP
Footlocker is my last stop
where I have to go and shop
for some clean pants and a couple of fresh shirts.
Cuz when I leave the mall,
I 'reff' Youth League BASKETBALL
and to look your best... never hurts
But the greatest thing of all
If the truth be told
Here at the mall its never too hot or cold
Cuz they were smart enough to make it ....
..At the mall, at the mall,at the mall.. AT THE MALL!
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