Faulty Console Lyrics

[THE RANGER]

Kick the bitch cause I'm sick of screen flickerin

Jiggle yellow plug, pull it out, stick it in again
harder

Nah, the M'er F'er make my nerves get stirred

Yell some curse words, step back and let the bird flip

She been a mainstay for eight years of game play

Game day, sprayed with beer, on the top sits an ashtray

Have to say, I coulda treated her better

Sentimental for a second, girl, I won't forget ya

But, no, I'm not ready let you go

Apply the CPR, wack it, gotta get the glow from the red
light

Mate says, "It's over dude, she's dead, right?"

But I can't accept it, don't die on me tonight girl

Crack the case as I frantically resuscitate

Bust and break the body like Gotti for some real estate

I gotta face the facts, she's not comin back

Just breathe, man, no need to make a suicide pact

[CHORUS]

Why do my system gotta die when my visitors and I got
some business with it tonight?

Tryin to fix it and revive it, I'm livid, almost cryin, I'm feelin so frustrated, i was winnin

Deny that it's finished, I'm applyin my fist to it, I'm
fightin the feelin, finna fling it out the window

Might have to ditch it, cause the life of my system has
expired, but I'm still tryin to fix it

[ENTITY]

I hit the power button see the red and the green

Unfortunately I know exactly what this means

Oh not now...it worked all week

I can't get it serviced...this thing's an antique

Jiggling the plugs, blowin out the games

Nothing is working and it's driving me insane

Just got the game genie, can't even use it

Someone dropped my system, I'm about to lose it

Playing mad scientist and opening it up

Don't know what I'm doing but I don't give a f*ck

Desperation and aggravation drive me further

Dedication to my console is unheard of

Please baby please...come on just work

There's no response I'm about to go berserk

Time to hear to ebay just to get another

Four hundred dollars? Motherfu--

[CHORUS]

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