Two Wheels One Dark Lord Lyrics

Every single f*cking day
It's out the door and then I play
Dodging cops and taxi cabs
Metro buses on my ass
I ride my bike
It's what I like
I got up a little late
I hope my f*cking boss will cut some slack
Hook up with the other heads
On road and mountain bike and track

Got a special seat
So that I don't have problems with my sack
Another day in paradise Until I get a f*cking flat
Get off your car, get on a bike
And see the world through different eyes
Wanna lose that lumpy butt?
Here's where you get your exercise
This ones for the couriers
That hang downtown at the tower
HOUSTON TEXAS SUPERHERO
BICYCLE MESSENGER POWER
Courier scum
I ride my bike
It's what I like

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