Count 'em Up Queek Lyrics

COUNT EM UP QUEEK (CLIVE DINKY'S)
"HOME OF THE NO SPLINTER, FULL WOODY, TROPICAL DREAM
VACATION AND SPA SALON..."
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I NEEDED A VACATION.....
YOU KNOW... SOMEPLACE EXOTIC.. WHERE BEAUTIFUL FULL
BODIED NATIVE GIRLS REEK OF COCONUT SCENTED SUNTAN
LOTION A PLACE I COULD DRINK THE WATER... AND ALL FOR
JUST 49-95. SO, CALL CLIVE DINKY'S... THE HOME OF THE
"NO SPLINTER" "FULL WOODY" TROPICAL DREAM VACATION AND
SPA SALON. TWO HOURS LATER... THERE I AM... LOOKIN'
STRAIGHT INTO THE EYES OF MONA "THE MONKEY WOMAN", WHEN
ALL OF A SUDDEN... MY ZIGGY MARLEY ACCENT KICKS IN....
(NARDO CHORUS)

UGH OH POLA.. WHATCHA GOT DOWN DER...
LOOKACHO BELLY MAN... PUT IT IN DE AIR...
PICKEM UP, PUT 'EM DOWN.. COUNT 'EM UP QUEEK.....
WATCHA GOT DAR BRUDDER... HOW MUCH IT GUNNA TAKE...
LEMME KNOW BIGALOW... CAT GOTCHA TONGUE...
PICK EM UP, PUT EM DOWN.... KACHICKY BOO CHUNG.....

(GIRLS CHORUS)
COME ON SUGAR TAKE A WALK WITH ME.....
DOWN ON THE SAND BY THE DEEP BLUE SEA...
TAKE OFF YER SHOES, GUNNA STAY FOR A WEEK...
PICK EM UP, PUT EM DOWN... COUNT EM UP QUEEK... MONA HAD THIS CRAZY LAUGH (FEMALE LAFF) AND WAS
EXTREMELY SHORT FOR HER WEIGHT... I FIGURE ABOUT SEVEN
FEET (SFX)... ALL OF A SUDDEN SHE POINTS TO A SIGN THAT
SAY'S..."WELCOME TO OUR SA...MR POLO. HUH! SA...
S.A......SO I SAY TO HER... "HEY MONA, THERE'S NO 'P'
IN THE SPA..." AND SHE SAY'S... "YEAH, AND WE'D LIKE TO
KEEP IT THAT WAY...." (LAUGH)

(GIRL'S CHORUS)
COME ON SUGAR TAKE A WALK WITH ME.....
DOWN ON THE SAND BY THE DEEP BLUE SEA...
TAKE OFF YER SHOES, GUNNA STAY FOR A WEEK...
PICK EM UP, PUT EM DOWN... COUNT EM UP QUEEK...

SO, HERE'S WHAT I GOT... ONE SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED "PINA
COLADA" (SFX)... A PLASTIC SHOWER CAP FROM THE "SLIPPER
INN".... TWO HOURS IN A HEATED SA... AN 8X10 GLOSSY OF
MONA "THE MONKEY WOMAN"... AND THE WORLDS MOST
DANGEROUS ZIGGY MARLEY ACCENT
(LAUGH/"PICK EM UP, PUT EM DOWN... KACHICKY BOO CHUNG")
AND ALL FOR JUST 49-95 AT CLIVE DINKY'S,THE HOME OF THE
"NO SPLINTER" "FULL WOODY" TROPICAL DREAM VACATION AND
SPA SALON.

(GIRLS CHORUS)

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